Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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