when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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