she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I just want to make out with him forever
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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