And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
oh god was she eating orange peels again
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Randomize