i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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