Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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