But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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