For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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