So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Sext me about skeletons
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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