Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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