Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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