I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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