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Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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