O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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