PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Church boner. Awkwardddd
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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