I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
pray to the hookup gods
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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