The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Houston, we have a squirter
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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