the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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