I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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