I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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