lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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