found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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