But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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