I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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