I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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