normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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