Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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