420 ftw
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
The air taste purple.
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