Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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