So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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