Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
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