on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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