for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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