the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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