i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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