Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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