morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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