Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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