And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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