What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I am available for nakedness
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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