Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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