if i can run in heels then i can drive
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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