with your own penis?
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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