Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
