That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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