hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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