i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
i need to put some appletini on your dick
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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