My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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