Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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