I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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