hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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