I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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