I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Bring me that man meat
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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