Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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