4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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